FEMALE COMPASSION
> A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no
> legs.Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
> The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
> The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
> The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
> The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
> The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f****d?'
> The fellow said, 'No.'
> She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
Jim
