Before marriage....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read same from bottom to top.
" The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "
very funny
A husband gets home from work to his wife, sits down and says:
Husband: I'll have a beer before it starts..
(His wife sighs and gets him a beer..)
Husband: I'll have another beer before it starts..
(His wife gets anoter beer and slams it on the table in front of him..)
Husband: I'll have another beer it's about to start..
Wife: So your going to sit there all evening drinking beer in front of that T.V? Your a lazy fat slob! Do you know what I've had to do today?..
Husband: Yeah, it's started...
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Originally Posted by itsme_iye
Before marriage....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read same from bottom to top.
A husband gets home from work to his wife, sits down and says:
Husband: I'll have a beer before it starts..
(His wife sighs and gets him a beer..)
Husband: I'll have another beer before it starts..
(His wife gets anoter beer and slams it on the table in front of him..)
Husband: I'll have another beer it's about to start..
Wife: So your going to sit there all evening drinking beer in front of that T.V? Your a lazy fat slob! Do you know what I've had to do today?..
Husband: Yeah, it's started...
Before marriage....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read same from bottom to top.
Matt & Trina Leach
FEMALE COMPASSION
> A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no
> legs.Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
> The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
> The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
> The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
> The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
> The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f****d?'
> The fellow said, 'No.'
> She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
Jim
Good One
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