Two strangers are having a painfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them manage to hit into every bunker, water hazard and piece of rough on the course, and never wave the men through. After two hours, one man says, “I’m asking those girls to let us play through.” He walks out to the fairway, gets halfway to the ladies, stops, turns around and comes back. “I can’t do it,” he says. “One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress! You go.”
So the second man walks toward the ladies, gets halfway there and, just as his partner had done, stops, turns around and walks back. Smiling sheepishly he says, “Small world."
