This vampire bat returns to it's cave one day, all dripping with blood from it's mouth. The other bats are excited "Where have you been? Where have you been?" They ask "Oh, you wouldn't want to know!" Says the blood soaked bat. "Oh come on! Come on! Tell us!" they ask, he says "Ok, follow me."

So he takes off into the night sky with all the other bats behind him, and they all settle down on this rooftop. And he says "Do you see that tree?" the bats say "Yeah! Yeah!" And he says "Well I fing didn't!"