Harry: Have you heard John's dead?
George: No I didn't know!! How did he die?
Harry: He was doing some work on my roof, he came crashing through and got impaled on a bedpost.
George: Oh my goodness me that sounds terrible! What an awful way to die!!
Harry: No, he survived that, but he then staggered into my bathroom, fell into a bath full of water, a hairdryer fell in and it was all fzzz fzzz fzzz!
George: I never heard of anything so awful!! So he got electrocuted?
Harry: No, he survived that, he then staggered out the bathroom and fell head over heals down the stairs, over and over again bashing his head, he then crashed at the bottom, and a huge cabinet fell on top of him.
George: Oh poor, poor John, that's the worst way to die.
Harry: No, he survived that,
George: Just a minute!! Will you just tell me how he died?
Harry: I shot him.
George: What do you mean you shot him?
Harry: I had to, he was smashing my house up.
