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    Got my Scouse Visa



    Yer'wa.....deedodowdontdeay? Al'rig der'la
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    How come you got your scouse visa? you already a certified scouse
    Not an expert, I only try to help.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyJ View Post
    you already a certified scouse
    Certified idiot? and he's living in Wales...


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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyJ View Post
    How come you got your scouse visa? you already a certified scouse
    It allows me back into the 'Pool

    Hey Rob.....wanna buy a car radio that looks like the one that was in your car last night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post


    Yer'wa.....deedodowdontdeay? Al'rig der'la
    Yea, but if you go there, will they let you back into Wales again!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    It allows me back into the 'Pool
    Why Keith? Is the scouseland refusing you to stay there anymore?

    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Hey Rob.....wanna buy a car radio that looks like the one that was in your car last night?
    Keith did you just stole Rob's car radio last night?
    Not an expert, I only try to help.


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    I tried to get a Manc Visa but failed as they said I was not stupid enough!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    I tried to get a Manc Visa but failed as they said I was not stupid enough!!
    I though that if you were stupid enough to apply, they'd be stupid enough to let you in.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    It allows me back into the 'Pool

    Hey Rob.....wanna buy a car radio that looks like the one that was in your car last night?
    I aint falling for that trick again, some guy from Manchester tried to sell my car radio back to me last week


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    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    I though that if you were stupid enough to apply, they'd be stupid enough to let you in.
    What would be the qualifications?

    1. Must have watched Brookside.
    2. Steal 3 car radios in an hour

    There will be a fast track for scouser visa applicants who can steal 3 car radios and resell them again within 5 hours


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    Quote Originally Posted by walesrob View Post
    What would be the qualifications?

    1. Must have watched Brookside.
    2. Steal 3 car radios in an hour

    There will be a fast track for scouser visa applicants who can steal 3 car radios and resell them again within 5 hours
    No its getting tougher if your caught breaking into your own car by mistake they make you forge the visa yourself from a potatoe


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    Quote Originally Posted by keithAngel View Post
    No its getting tougher if your caught breaking into your own car by mistake they make you forge the visa yourself from a potatoe


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    Five hours to seel three car radios. You are setting your prices to high!


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    Yes this is a business that depends on fast turnover......if they are not sold quickly and reinstalled it creats a queue for the next day-shift


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    Quote Originally Posted by walesrob View Post
    and he's living in Wales...
    Look who is talking.......

    Pots and kettles come to mind............



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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    Look who is talking.......

    Pots and kettles come to mind............
    And Wrexham is where?


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    Quote Originally Posted by walesrob View Post
    And Rectum is where?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post


    Yer'wa.....deedodowdontdeay? Al'rig der'la
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