Si Misis - Continued


Si Misis nagtetext na sa cellphone ko-------------My wife is not texting in my cellphone.

(Hon,Pauwi ka na ba/smile yee)------- (Hon are you coming home/smile yeee)

Si misis natext na siya sa cellphone ko----- My wife is texting in my cellphone

(Ba't di ka sumasagot/text back asap) naku ! ---(Wha re you not replying ? Textback asap?) naku

Si misis tumataway na sa cellphone ko-----My wife is calling on my cellphone
(Kaninang kanina ka pa traffice ng traffic nasan ka na ba talaga?)-------------You kept telling me you are caught in traffice ! whre are you really ?

(Malapit na ako, may nagbanggaan lang hon)-------(I'm near, there is traffic accident hon !)

Alam mo ba? Oh, hindi ba?-------Do you know ? or dont you ?

Lalake ang pangalan mo sa cellphone ko----I have a man's name for you on my cellphone.

At sa gabi----- and at night
Tutulog na----When I go to sleep
Ang cellphone ko ay lagaing sa 'king bulsa------My cellphone is always in my pocket.

Kahit saan ako magpunta----Anywhere I go
Sa loob man ng kubeta----Even inside the restroom.
Lagi ko siyang kasakasama---It is always with me
Lagi siyang nakasilent mode----it is always on silent mode.
Vibration lang ang gumagana----Only the vibration function is on.

Galit na galit na galit-----Mad so mad so mad.
Si misis----my wife.

Nagtetext na siya sa cellphone ko------She is texting in my cellphone.

(Pag hindi ka pa umuwi kakandaduhan na kita)------If you dont come home I lock the door.

Si Misis nagtetext na siya sa cellphone ko----My wife is ttexting on my cellphone.

(Sino ba talaga yan? wala to kaibigan lang)----- Who is it really ? Nothing only a freind)

Si misis tumataway siya sa cellphone ko----- My wife is calling my cellphone.

(Nasan ka ba talaga?)---------Where are you really ?

Kaninang kanina ka pa, puro ka traffic ng traffic--------You kept telling me about the traffic thing.

Si misis tumatawag na sa cellphone ko-------My wife is calling on my cellphone.

(U uwi ka ba o hindi, kaninang kanina ka pa)------You kept telling me you are coming home ! are you ? or arent you ?

(Honey naman, please malapit na talaga ako)-----Oh honey please I am coming now.

Si misis nagtetext na siya sa cellphone ko-------My wife is texting me on my cellphone.

(Pag hindi ka uniuwi sa labas ka matutulog (Naku patay!)-----If you dont come home you will sleep outside.

(Oh I am dead)

Si misis tumatawag na sa cellphone ko-------My wife is calling me on my cellphone.

(Hello, siguro may kasama kang iba?) (Hello I think you are with another)
(Si Tita angge nga kasama)-----(Im with tita angge)
Si misis tumatawag na sa cellphone ko------My wife is calling on my cellphone.
Anong si tita anngge? Kasama ko si tita anngge-------What?? I'm with Tita Annge.

Nandito kami sa likod mo--------We are behind you !!!!

Patay ! si misis ! -----I'm dead ! My wife!


This is one of the funniest songs I have heard in the Philippines, and no matter how many times I hear this song I laugh my head off.




Have fun...remember its only in the Philippines.