Installing A Husband

[tomoboyle2000]

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the

flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend

5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as



· Romance 9.5 and

· Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs

such as

· NBA 5.0,

· NFL 3.0 and

· Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2 simply crashes the

system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these

problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.




DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,

· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears

6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

· If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then

automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0

to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will

download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0

(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of

all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -

program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider

buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend

· Cooking 3.0 and

· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Babe!

Tech Support

[sam_althea]

waaaaahh!!! i can relate to this, was thinking to crash the whole system!! so i could purchase a new one!

[les_taxi]

lol thats funny.

[doonat]

Divorce 1.0 software is on underground sale 50% discount

[IainBusby]

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the

flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend

5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as



· Romance 9.5 and

· Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs

such as

· NBA 5.0,

· NFL 3.0 and

· Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2 simply crashes the

system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these

problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.




DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,

· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears

6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

· If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then

automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0

to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will

download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0

(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of

all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -

program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider

buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend

· Cooking 3.0 and

· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Babe!

Tech Support

Nice One!

Divorce 1.0 software is on underground sale 50% discount

A never to be forgotten and very important software package. Only to be used when all you get is the blue screen of death and all of the other supported packages fail.

[keithAngel]

Divorce 1.0 software is on underground sale 50% discount

This brings up the question of were to register your software as Lawyer 7.0 can be an expensive add on.This contributes to the popularity of unlicensed Wife 1.0 especially if you have experienced multiple crashes before

[IainBusby]

This brings up the question of were to register your software as Lawyer 7.0 can be an expensive add on.This contributes to the popularity of unlicensed Wife 1.0 especially if you have experienced multiple crashes before

[LEAHnew]

Make sure it's Genuine Licensenot pirated

[scott&ligaya]

does having a blackberry constitute using a mobile call girl and does having a "lap" top really get you in trouble