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    morning sex

    She was standing in the kitchen
    Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
    Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.



    As I walked in almost awake,
    She turned and said softly,
    'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'



    My eyes lit up and I thought,
    'I am either still dreaming or
    This is going to be my lucky day.'



    Not wanting to lose the moment,
    I embraced her and then gave it my all;
    Right there on the kitchen table.



    Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her
    'T' shirt still around her neck.



    A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'



    She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
    The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.


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    thats lovely!ha ha ha


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    that's it??


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