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    Filipina Pronunciations

    Just had a great laugh, thought you lot might like it.
    The missus, my step-daughter Mary and I were in the pub having a pub meal and in my case, a couple of pints as well, when the missus asks, what is alibi!

    I tried to give a descriptive explaination of the word, so I said it's usually used in the context of a police investigation, ie, when someone is accused of a crime and they can prove they couldn't have done it because they could prove that they were somewhere else at the time the crime was commited, that is called an alibi I said.

    After I had finished giving this very detailed explanation, she gave me a very strange look and pointed to a menu offer on the wall and said, noooooooo, what is alibi pointing at the menu item listed on the special offers on the wall. I nearly fell on the floor laughing when I read it.

    Steak and Ale Pie

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    thats a good one!
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    it made me laugh as well Ian but I just hope when u post it Louella is not at ur back or else..he he he


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    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    Just had a great laugh, thought you lot might like it.
    The missus, my step-daughter Mary and I were in the pub having a pub meal and in my case, a couple of pints as well, when the missus asks, what is alibi!

    I tried to give a descriptive explaination of the word, so I said it's usually used in the context of a police investigation, ie, when someone is accused of a crime and they can prove they couldn't have done it because they could prove that they were somewhere else at the time the crime was commited, that is called an alibi I said.

    After I had finished giving this very detailed explanation, she gave me a very strange look and pointed to a menu offer on the wall and said, noooooooo, what is alibi pointing at the menu item listed on the special offers on the wall. I nearly fell on the floor laughing when I read it.

    Steak and Ale Pie

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmi View Post
    it made me laugh as well Ian but I just hope when u post it Louella is not at ur back or else..he he he
    Shhhhhh, She hasn't read it yet!


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    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    Just had a great laugh, thought you lot might like it.
    The missus, my step-daughter Mary and I were in the pub having a pub meal and in my case, a couple of pints as well, when the missus asks, what is alibi!

    I tried to give a descriptive explaination of the word, so I said it's usually used in the context of a police investigation, ie, when someone is accused of a crime and they can prove they couldn't have done it because they could prove that they were somewhere else at the time the crime was commited, that is called an alibi I said.

    After I had finished giving this very detailed explanation, she gave me a very strange look and pointed to a menu offer on the wall and said, noooooooo, what is alibi pointing at the menu item listed on the special offers on the wall. I nearly fell on the floor laughing when I read it.

    Steak and Ale Pie

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    Very funny
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    accents and pronounciation

    Oohh dear talking of pronounciation/accents...my husband has this heavy brummie accent that its really hard sometimes to understand him. I always ask him to repeat it that he gets upset and ends up talking to himself. At times I will just answer and I havent got a clue what we are talking about...the more he gets annoyed at me

    Its funny.... even pronounciation, since in the Philippines its American english so we pronouce words differently like privacy, vitamins, aluminum etc...even my son's names...Daniel and Adam, they say it as Dane-niel and Ai-dam...so I have to correct my friends and family back home.

    Well now Im beginning to understand him more, i just need to get used to brummie accents.


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    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    Just had a great laugh, thought you lot might like it.
    The missus, my step-daughter Mary and I were in the pub having a pub meal and in my case, a couple of pints as well, when the missus asks, what is alibi!

    I tried to give a descriptive explaination of the word, so I said it's usually used in the context of a police investigation, ie, when someone is accused of a crime and they can prove they couldn't have done it because they could prove that they were somewhere else at the time the crime was commited, that is called an alibi I said.

    After I had finished giving this very detailed explanation, she gave me a very strange look and pointed to a menu offer on the wall and said, noooooooo, what is alibi pointing at the menu item listed on the special offers on the wall. I nearly fell on the floor laughing when I read it.

    Steak and Ale Pie

    Iain.

    hahaha iain you might drunk thats why you heard different of what she said
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    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    Shhhhhh, She hasn't read it yet!
    Get ready then
    Quote Originally Posted by Geraldine View Post
    Oohh dear talking of pronounciation/accents...my husband has this heavy brummie accent that its really hard sometimes to understand him. I always ask him to repeat it that he gets upset and ends up talking to himself. At times I will just answer and I havent got a clue what we are talking about...the more he gets annoyed at me

    Its funny.... even pronounciation, since in the Philippines its American english so we pronouce words differently like privacy, vitamins, aluminum etc...even my son's names...Daniel and Adam, they say it as Dane-niel and Ai-dam...so I have to correct my friends and family back home.

    Well now Im beginning to understand him more, i just need to get used to brummie accents.
    I can relate to u sis but the next time he repeat he SPELL IT AS WELL
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    Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa!


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    why not then iain enroll louella to english course that specialize in pronounciation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    She pointed to a menu offer on the wall and said, noooooooo, what is alipi
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Daddy View Post
    why not then iain enroll louella to english course that specialize in pronounciation.
    Her English is quite good generally, it's just when she encounters a word that is completely new to her, in this case "ale".
    Iain.


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    nice one.


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    Whehehe


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    American-Fil English vs UK English
    Pants / Trousers
    Panties / Pants
    Cutter / Standing Knife
    Flashlight / Torch
    Toma(y)-to / Tomato
    Pota(y)to / Potato
    Trash Can / Bin
    Trash / Rubbish
    Toilet Paper / Loo Roll
    CR (COmfort Room) / WC (Water Closet)
    Cellphone / Mobile
    Trunk / Boot (car)
    Hood / Bonnet (car)
    Fille(y) / Fillet
    TV / Tele
    "Call me" / "Ring or phone me"
    Chips / Crisps
    Fries / Fries/Chips (fat version of fries)
    Faucet / Tap
    Cover / Lid
    Elevator / Lift
    To give a ride / To give a lift
    Lever / Lever pronounced as lee-ver (long e)

    etc...


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    Ah she has Scottish to learn. that will be fun. For example..

    When backing the car out the drive...

    Mind ye don't take that wee wa awa wi ye.

    Boring version- Be careful you do not hit the wall and take it away with u..


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    Indeed.If a Scots person is being friendly aright pal, I smash ur head in pal- watch out..he doesn't like you. But he if calls you a wker you must be his best mate..But thats true everywhere..right pal? Who you calling pal?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay&Zobel View Post
    American-Fil English vs UK English
    Pants / Trousers
    Panties / Pants
    Cutter / Standing Knife
    Flashlight / Torch
    Toma(y)-to / Tomato
    Pota(y)to / Potato
    Trash Can / Bin
    Trash / Rubbish
    Toilet Paper / Loo Roll
    CR (COmfort Room) / WC (Water Closet)
    Cellphone / Mobile
    Trunk / Boot (car)
    Hood / Bonnet (car)
    Fille(y) / Fillet
    TV / Tele
    "Call me" / "Ring or phone me"
    Chips / Crisps
    Fries / Fries/Chips (fat version of fries)
    Faucet / Tap
    Cover / Lid
    Elevator / Lift
    To give a ride / To give a lift
    Lever / Lever pronounced as lee-ver (long e)

    etc...
    Good example.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay&Zobel View Post
    American-Fil English vs UK English

    Cutter / Standing Knife
    Ouch, that's got to hurt

    Be careful those knives are out to get us.

    "Stanley knife" it should have been....

    I just love it when my dear wife used to say "Dear, take me a picture".

    It sounded so lovely to me.

    She is already losing some older expressions she used to say, but I have them on video and she didn't like to see the older ones when I last saw her.

    Progress happens very fast and nostalgia is important to hold on to


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    As I was flicking through the TV channels, a cooking channel appeared,
    how to cook Kippers, my wife asked me how to cook kippers the other day
    So I shouted with excitement... quick Kippers... then a pair of slippers come flying at me. No no Kippers on the telly.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jimeve View Post
    As I was flicking through the TV channels, a cooking channel appeared,
    how to cook Kippers, my wife asked me how to cook kippers the other day
    So I shouted with excitement... quick Kippers... then a pair of slippers come flying at me. No no Kippers on the telly.

    made me laugh!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay&Zobel View Post
    American-Fil English vs UK English
    Pants / Trousers
    Panties / Pants
    Cutter / Standing Knife
    Flashlight / Torch
    Toma(y)-to / Tomato
    Pota(y)to / Potato
    Trash Can / Bin
    Trash / Rubbish
    Toilet Paper / Loo Roll
    CR (COmfort Room) / WC (Water Closet)
    Cellphone / Mobile
    Trunk / Boot (car)
    Hood / Bonnet (car)
    Fille(y) / Fillet
    TV / Tele
    "Call me" / "Ring or phone me"
    Chips / Crisps
    Fries / Fries/Chips (fat version of fries)
    Faucet / Tap
    Cover / Lid
    Elevator / Lift
    To give a ride / To give a lift
    Lever / Lever pronounced as lee-ver (long e)

    etc...
    Hahahha NICE ONE....

    We always had corrections with pronunciation with my hubby... I use dto pronounced using AMERICAN ENGLISH because I'm a ESL teacher so I had my AMERICAN ACCENT training on my company.... Now what happened is my hubby is always correcting me waaaaaaaaaaaaaa... and HE is always teasing my AMERICAN ACCENT duuuuuuuu ...


    BRITISH accent has hard accent not unlike AMERICAN has a soft tone...


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    hahahahhaha funny...


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