Tampo isn't in Mars and Venus

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I didn't know you were from Rugby. In that case you'll have to get along to some of our Coventry Filipina parties and get togethers.

The full blown tampo is generally preceeded by a long silence, think of it like the calm before the storm. The longer the silence, the worse it is when the storm is unleashed. It's best to try and find out what the problem is and get it sorted while she is still at the silent stage. Mind you that's not as easy as it sounds, because if you ask what's wrong she won't tell you because your supposed to know already and if you don't know already it's because your just a totally insensitive man.

Figure that one out and your a better man than I am Gunga Din!
Iain.

When Rochelyn has arrived and settled in, I would love to come to visit you and Louella, Iain. Thanks

Why Men Can't Win

Please read without being too serious.......
I do remember what my Mum told me when she was alive;
"Don't try to understand women because they don't understand themselves".
Although I do think that us men can get a little weird at times too AND I do love my wife

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favour.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.