I suppose you should be able to tell what she is going to say but
I guess you have a few choices:
You could Smile and say is something like " Phew that was close "
(the joker)
or
Fall to floor, sob uncontrollably for a bit,
(the "new man")
or
Ask for the number of her friend / sister etc
(the B*****d)
or
all the above.
(multiple personality disorder)
