Let me introduce myself, well an update at least.

[JustSomeGuy]

I suppose you should be able to tell what she is going to say but

I guess you have a few choices:

You could Smile and say is something like " Phew that was close "
(the joker)

or

Fall to floor, sob uncontrollably for a bit,
(the "new man")

or

Ask for the number of her friend / sister etc
(the B*****d)

or

all the above.
(multiple personality disorder)

[JustSomeGuy]

Anyway i'm off tomorrow, I hope the the delays at LHR aren't too bad, Just a shame i can't retrieve hand luggage at AMS, But i checked in on the internet this morning, got a good seat, (11 C , no seat in front and no exit for muppets to open the shade and wake half the plane, so they can look at clouds)

I think i have everything in order... a wad of paper so thick I could beat whales to death if required.

Dave,