Ummm...its just an idea, how about a different language?
We dont have to worry about such things here in the USA, the Secret Societies destroyed our educational system long ago.
As long as you are able to read a People magazine you can go to most any institution of higher learning.
So long as you dont state your race as "white".
In that case, you`ll have to be able to read People and know simple algrabra.
And if your dad happens to be in one of those Secret Societies you can be nearly an idiot and get into Yale!
Look at George Bush for example