Just One More............
............I promise. (Until next time!)
This lady wanted bigger breasts, so she went to her doctor to get a referral to
a plastic surgeon.
Her doctor says he would like her to try an exercise before surgery or drugs,
see how it works first. He stands up to demonstrate, holds his arms straight
out to the side, rotates them counter clockwise, and says, "Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust, if I do this enough, I'll have a big bust.
She tries it, the doctor tells her to do that as often as she can, and come back
in a week.
One week later, she's back at the doctor, and tells
him that it didn't work.
The doctor asks her how often she did the exercise, she says 4-5 times a day.
The doctor tells her to do it more, 30 times a day at least, and asks her to
come back in another week.
She tries this, performing the exercise whenever she can.
One day, as she waited to check out at Tesco's, she started her exercise.
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if I do this enough, I'll have a big bust."
The man in front of her turns around asks if she
sees Dr. Johnson.
"Yes, how did you know?" she replies.
The man faces her, places both hands on his hips,
moves his hips in a circular motion, and says,
"Hickory dickory dock......."
Al.
Her husband says: Don't waste your money! You can get bigger breasts by rubbing toilet paper between them! The woman says: But that wont make my boobs bigger! The man says: Yes it will, it's worked for your ass!
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