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    Women over 40

    This isn't new but I like it.


    In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:


    60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

    As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

    If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

    Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

    Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

    Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart , well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

    Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

    Send this to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female friends over 40, or Men who might appreciate it too.
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    i am 30 but i am exactly like that...


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    Well, having parted from a 50 y/o and now being settled with a 24 y/o, I have to say that I disagree with Mr Rooney's opinions. However, I hope that I'm not seen as that 'bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself'.


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    100 women were asked about there bums, 2% said they liked it, 8% said they were ok, and 90% said they wished they had never married him. Oh? Have i told you that one before?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterB View Post
    Well, having parted from a 50 y/o and now being settled with a 24 y/o, I have to say that I disagree with Mr Rooney's opinions. However, I hope that I'm not seen as that 'bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself'.
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