News from Cebu
Here is the latest news from the Jewel of the Philippines.
1. Rice has hit Rock's bottom - he is not pleased.
2. Cooking oil is on the slippery slope.
3. We have another typhoon - although I prefer Tesco's - I think it has more flavour - but I don't take sugar anyway.
4. I have got a new job!! Much more pay - so now I shall be able to afford TWO beers a week!!
5. The jeepney drivers are revolting!
6. There is NO number six.
7. How many country and western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
8. The pound has really suffered. Filipinos are giving pounds away on the streets now instead of begging for money.
9. Work is really suffering as a result of the high winds blowing here. If you have a job here, at the moment it could be termed as a 'blowjob.'
10. My movie premiere is tomorrow. HONEST!!! I have made a movie at Bigfoot Studios in Mactan - and what's more - I am the LEAD!!!!
11. It's still bloody hot here.
Al.
"Chains do not hold a marriage together.It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.That is what makes a marriage last - more than passion or even sex..." 
Originally Posted by Alan
