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    thanks andy,

    yes, i told her to check the sink, and it appears the tap on the sink, is also the tap for the shower

    passing the exam will bring massive changes to her life, as well as mine and the kids, might be able to start living again

    she tells me first class is on virgin trains free drinks of coffee and tea, and even free food from a menu

    bargin, well shes coming back tomoz at 3:30 second class

    and looking after the kids for a day is killing me


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    I go off line for 18 hours and look what happens

    Firstly I agree that these kind of practices in the OP is barbaric, and is rooted in the MALE desire to externalise suffering and aggression (fight for a mate)IMO

    Joe I think it would be equally true to say if we respected each other more we would respect animals

    Rob I don't see the connection between 50 often drunken yobs on horse back with a pack of dogs (the unspeakable hunting the inedible) and country folk culling predators that are preying on their stock especially since the roots are in the feudal system of all the land being owned by the Lord of the Manor a sort of "Droite de Seigneur" (now that was a sport).

    Horse meat is actually quiet tasty (my neighbor once had to put down a horse with a broken hip and the alternative to butchery was digging a very big hole) and low in fat.

    Having kept and bred Chickens the male birds will fight and try to kill each other, hence the expression "the pecking order" the difference in these events is that they cant run away having established "dominance"

    Perhaps there is a market for dried fox meat in the Phills and farmers could get EEC grants for creating habitats.

    Personally the only predators I eat are fish, being one myself (not a fish) its why we as mammals have forward facing eyes, to judge distance to pounce phew glad to have finished this post without adding any more controversy
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    Quote Originally Posted by keithAngel View Post
    I go off line for 18 hours and look what happens

    Firstly I agree that these kind of practices in the OP is barbaric, and is rooted in the MALE desire to externalise suffering and aggression (fight for a mate)IMO

    Joe I think it would be equally true to say if we respected each other more we would respect animals

    Rob I don't see the connection between 50 often drunken yobs on horse back with a pack of dogs (the unspeakable hunting the inedible) and country folk culling predators that are preying on their stock especially since the roots are in the feudal system of all the land being owned by the Lord of the Manor a sort of "Droite de Seigneur" (now that was a sport).

    Horse meat is actually quiet tasty (my neighbor once had to put down a horse with a broken hip and the alternative to butchery was digging a very big hole) and low in fat.

    Having kept and bred Chickens the male birds will fight and try to kill each other, hence the expression "the pecking order" the difference in these events is that they cant run away having established "dominance"

    Perhaps there is a market for dried fox meat in the Phills and farmers could get EEC grants for creating habitats.

    Personally the only predators I eat are fish, being one myself (not a fish) its why we as mammals have forward facing eyes, to judge distance to pounce phew glad to have finished this post without adding any more controversy
    But what about the Taps


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    Quote Originally Posted by andypaul View Post
    But what about the Taps
    My advice ...unless Joes missus is carrying her tools with her is just the towels as they may notice the water seepage before she gets out of the door
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    Quote Originally Posted by keithAngel View Post
    My advice ...unless Joes missus is carrying her tools with her is just the towels as they may notice the water seepage before she gets out of the door
    Dont muck up the Towels along with the soap and anything else chained down a Pinay has to take with her in her suitcase.

    I know when in Phill if we stayed in a Hotel once the Titas popped round all the freebies were gone i had to make sure they didn't start on the minibar. I found it easier to tip the chamber maid and floor man extra to resupply as each batch of friends and Titas popped in popped in though the day

    More likely to nick the fridge come to think of it that might bump up the mini bar bill


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    Quote Originally Posted by keithAngel View Post
    ...unless Joes missus is carrying her tools ....
    What does a womans tool look like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    What does a womans tool look like?
    Like one of those, I dare guess.....
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    only tool my misses has is









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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    thanks andy,

    yes, i told her to check the sink, and it appears the tap on the sink, is also the tap for the shower

    passing the exam will bring massive changes to her life, as well as mine and the kids, might be able to start living again

    she tells me first class is on virgin trains free drinks of coffee and tea, and even free food from a menu

    bargin, well shes coming back tomoz at 3:30 second class

    and looking after the kids for a day is killing me

    Good News about the Taps.

    I hope you told her she could upgrade once on the train. Did that on the way back from manchester when it was packed in cattle class with mates. We had the whole of First class to oursleves

    Im sure she will sort it Joe then you can become a House Husband and Look after the sprogs everyday

    At least she passed one test the stupid place to put shower taps test


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