Have you heard about these new "emo" lawns you can get? - They cut themsleves!
Did you hear about the man who had five willys? - His condom fits like a glove!
Have you heard about these new "emo" lawns you can get? - They cut themsleves!
Did you hear about the man who had five willys? - His condom fits like a glove!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
A wealthy businessman calls home and his maid answers the phone "Can I speak to my wife?" the man asks. "No, I must tell you, your wife is in bed having sex with another man!!" The businessman says "Whaaaat? I want you to take the gun from my desk drawer, shoot them both dead and I'll give you a million pounds!!"
The maid agrees and two shots are heard!! The maid comes back to the phone and says "What shall I do with the bodies?" The businessman says "Dump them in the swimming pool!!" The maid says "But we don't have a swimming pool!?" He says "**** I've got the wrong number!!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
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