The Golfers

[jimeve]

'The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place

her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of

underwear.



'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.

'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake

of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her

skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no panties.

'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'

She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of decency,

here's a 20.

Go and buy yourself some underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over.

The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too,

is naked under it.

'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?'

She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta

affarrd any.'

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o

decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.'

Ahhh what can I say a true Scotsman.....
Jim

[nigel]

Two strangers are having a painfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them manage to hit into every bunker, water hazard and piece of rough on the course, and never wave the men through. After two hours, one man says, “I’m asking those girls to let us play through.” He walks out to the fairway, gets halfway to the ladies, stops, turns around and comes back. “I can’t do it,” he says. “One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress! You go.”
So the second man walks toward the ladies, gets halfway there and, just as his partner had done, stops, turns around and walks back. Smiling sheepishly he says, “Small world."