Man: Father I have sinned....during the war I kept a German man safe in my loft..
Priest:I really don't think that's a sin you know...
You probably saved the mans life!
Man: But father, I made him pay £100 a day to stay there..
Priest:Goodness me! That's really rather mean of you! Still, you probably saved the mans life, and God will forgive you..
Man: Thankyou father, but I have one more problem, when do you think I should tell him that the war is over?
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