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    A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this ‘ news’ to her mother.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did This to you?

    I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

    Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I’ll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

    If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However,

    If there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand

    Firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You can try again !”


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    Daughter: Our family is so poor, and my Father has got so old now...I must travel to London and find work so our family can have money..

    Father: My darling daughter! I don't want you to go to London..

    Daughter: Father I must..I will work all the hours I can and the send the money home..

    Father: Oh my dearest daughter.. I don't want you to go..

    Daughter: I will travel to London tomorrow..I know you will be proud of me..

    Father: But I want you to be a prostitute! Why go to London when you can make money here..at home..just lying on your back?


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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    Daughter: Our family is so poor, and my Father has got so old now...I must travel to London and find work so our family can have money..

    Father: My darling daughter! I don't want you to go to London..

    Daughter: Father I must..I will work all the hours I can and the send the money home..

    Father: Oh my dearest daughter.. I don't want you to go..

    Daughter: I will travel to London tomorrow..I know you will be proud of me..

    Father: But I want you to be a prostitute! Why go to London when you can make money here..at home..just lying on your back?


    hahahaha... BAD daD


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