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    Talking Who’s the Boss?

    A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride.

    He said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t wear your trousers.” she said.

    “That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.” With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.”

    He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

    “Hell,” he said. ”I can’t get into your panties!” She replied, “That’s right…and that’s the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by amyburple View Post
    A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride.

    He said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t wear your trousers.” she said.

    “That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.” With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.”

    He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

    “Hell,” he said. ”I can’t get into your panties!” She replied, “That’s right…and that’s the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes.”

    hmmm on my opinion majority WIFE is always the BOSS


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    Here's one you might like: A guy is divorced by his wife but she says he's still allowed to write to her.
    He tries to make her jealous by saying "I wont be able to write to you 'cause I'll be sexually exhausted!!" She says "It's ok you can write with the other hand!"




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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    Here's one you might like: A guy is divorced by his wife but she says he's still allowed to write to her.
    He tries to make her jealous by saying "I wont be able to write to you 'cause I'll be sexually exhausted!!" She says "It's ok you can write with the other hand!"




    awwwww


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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    Here's one you might like: A guy is divorced by his wife but she says he's still allowed to write to her.
    He tries to make her jealous by saying "I wont be able to write to you 'cause I'll be sexually exhausted!!" She says "It's ok you can write with the other hand!"



    It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while to make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by missmiles View Post

    hmmm on my opinion majority WIFE is always the BOSS
    It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while to make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tiN View Post

    yea most of the days WIFE is the BOSS lol But I guess there's limitation with it Wifey's are BRAT lol !!! What they want they gets..... and that's TRUE


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    Quote Originally Posted by amyburple View Post
    yea most of the days WIFE is the BOSS lol But I guess there's limitation with it Wifey's are BRAT lol !!! What they want they gets..... and that's TRUE
    GUILTY (SPOILED)
    It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while to make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tiN View Post
    GUILTY (SPOILED)

    SOMETIMES only hahahahahaaha I'm sure you too hehehehe... Everyone I guess hehehehe


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