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    Talking hamburger joke

    A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"
    So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

    Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."


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    Heh heh reminds me of my old "Waiter and the spoon" joke...maybe I'll post it one day..

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    Heh heh reminds me of my old "Waiter and the spoon" joke...maybe I'll post it one day..
    post it and lets read it hehehe


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    Quote Originally Posted by amyburple View Post
    post it and lets read it hehehe
    It's a real corny English joke, I told my wifey, she did not laugh, she said yukk that's disgusting!!


    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    It's a real corny English joke, I told my wifey, she did not laugh, she said yukk that's disgusting!!


    hahahaha I can imagine now... I can relate to your wife.. My hubby is telling me jokes also which not funny for me but for him goshhhhhhhhhhhh he will laugh out loud... And I will always say hayyyyyyyyyyyy hon so KORNY wht's FUNNY there


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