There are rumours of a ghost in a small English village!
The people call a big meeting in the town hall, which is attended by the whole population of the village!
The village priest speaks "We must know more about this ghost! Has anyone here had a relationship with this ghost?"
(A shy man reluctantly raises his hand)
"You!" Says the priest "You come to the front and tell us about the ghost!?"
The man is shy "But I wouldn't like to!"
"Come now" insists the priest "Come on stage and tell the people of this ghost!?"
The man slowly and shyly gets on the stage..
The priest comforts the shy man by putting a hand on his shoulder and says "Be strong young man..and tell us about your relationship with the ghost!"
The man says "Ghost?..I thought you said goat!