Two guys walk into a bar...
1st guy: Come on donkey! What do you want to drink? Hurry up donkey! I don't have all day donkey!
2nd guy:(has a stammer) p-p-p-p-p-pint of b-b-b-b-beer p-p-p-p-please!
1st guy: Ok two pints of beer please barman, one for me and one for donkey here! Now I'm going to the bathroom donkey! You just wait there donkey!
(So the guy goes to the bathroom)
The barman whispers to the 2nd guy "You know I think that's awful! Your friend is not nice to you! He keeps calling you donkey!"
And the guy says "Oh! D-D-D-Don't worry, eee ore, eee ore, ee's always called me that!"
