George Bush Joke

[DaveyWallis]

President Bush is receiving his daily briefing on Iraq when he learns of the death of three Brazilian soldiers.

“Oh Jesus, Lord No! That’s terrible!” he exclaims, as he dispairingly catches his head in his hands.

The President’s uncommon emotional display leaves his staff stunned, and not knowing how to react to their Commander in Chief’s disproportionate reaction, they await quietly while he regains his composure.

Finally, the most powerful man in the world takes a few considered breaths, straightens his hair and looks to his top aide for confirmation; carefully and precisely he asks… “How many is a brazillion?”

[nigel]

Heh heh! A Brazillion! - That's my overtime pay!

[andypaul]

Heh heh! A Brazillion! - That's my overtime pay!

I thought it was what you asked for in the barbers

[IainBusby]

During a visit to the UK for a meeting with Tony Blair, George Bush started comparing the problems the two countries were having with regard to illegal immigrants. George had a good old moan about all of the Mexicans coming across the border in the US and Tony explained about the big problem he was having with the bogus asylum seekers.

After listening to Tony's problem, George said, "Well you know Tony, I think you should deal with those bogus asylum seekers just the same way we deal with the Mexicans........ just round them all up and ship them all back to Bogusinia"

[nigel]

Bogusinia? .........