An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
Reminds me of that one about the guy who goes to his local bar on his own and orders three beers, and then drinks them by himself...
he tells the bartender that he drinks the three beers to remember the days when he and his friends went out drinking as a threesome...
One day he goes to the bar and orders just two beers...the bartender makes the assumption that one of his friends has died, he says "That's sad, I guess one of your friends has died?" The guy says "No it's me, I've given up drinking!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
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