A priest lost a bird during mass:
P: Anyone got a bird?
All men stood up.
P: I mean, anyone seen a bird?
All women stood up.
P: I mean anyone seen my bird?
All nun stood up.
-gooD evEniNg-
A priest lost a bird during mass:
P: Anyone got a bird?
All men stood up.
P: I mean, anyone seen a bird?
All women stood up.
P: I mean anyone seen my bird?
All nun stood up.
-gooD evEniNg-
It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while to make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.
Two nuns are travelling down the road and they are going really slowly...a policeman stops them and says "excuse me sister, but why are you driving so slowly?" The nun says "we saw a sign that says B22 so we're doing 22 miles an hour!" The cop says "no sister that's the name of the road your on, that's not the speed limit!" The cop then notices that the nun on the passenger is side is sweating and shaking "whats wrong with your passenger?" he ask's, and the nun replies "oh she's a little nervous officer, we just came off the B120!!!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench, the 1st nun says "Oh father john put his thing inside me!! He said it was the key to heaven!!" The second nun says "That swine!! He told me that it was gabriels horn and I've been blowing it for 20 years!!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
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