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    ..If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer

    If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

    To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

    If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".

    Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

    To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

    To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

    If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

    When you lose your car keys, click on "find".

    We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.

    To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".

    Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.

    To undo a mistake, click on "back".

    If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".
    Keep moving on...


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    ....and Ctl-Alt-Del if Keith starts to annoy you


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    Quote Originally Posted by lavander View Post
    If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

    To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

    If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".

    Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

    To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

    To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

    If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

    When you lose your car keys, click on "find".

    We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.

    To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".

    Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.

    To undo a mistake, click on "back".

    If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".
    Nice one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lavander View Post
    If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

    To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

    If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".

    Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

    To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

    To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

    If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

    When you lose your car keys, click on "find".

    We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.

    To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".

    Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.

    To undo a mistake, click on "back".

    If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".
    hmmm... why not
    It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while to make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.


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    You wouldn't last long if its a Microsoft human would you. BSOD after a few days

    BSOD= BLue screen of death


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