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    The one and only perfect gift for the lady

    Here it is lads.the perfect gift for your lady this Christmas

    Knife to please you sir


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    Whos got the guts to buy this next little one then?

    Peekaboo pole

    If not sucessful with this..then choose the first prize and watch her face


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    Quote Originally Posted by gary2jessica View Post
    Here it is lads.the perfect gift for your lady this Christmas

    Knife to please you sir
    awww. I dont like the knife block, but I like the website it gives me ideas what to give to my sweetheart. Perhaps the Mind Trainer Loo Roll hehehehe

    http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/gorge...oll/index.html


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    So, when you are finished being very intelligent on the loo, u wipe your puwit on it? There goes your noble prize.

    ah its tongue in cheek humour there. Seriously I thought this one would be a sweet present for my mahal,since i am not with her at the moment cos I am soo far away. Its a little bear that records my voice.

    Nice little bear


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    Quote Originally Posted by gary2jessica View Post
    Here it is lads.the perfect gift for your lady this Christmas

    Knife to please you sir
    cute.. is there any knife to cut my hubby's p****??? just in case he'll cheat on me, hehehe... just kidding


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    Quote Originally Posted by gary2jessica View Post
    Whos got the guts to buy this next little one then?

    Peekaboo pole

    If not sucessful with this..then choose the first prize and watch her face
    Do you get the blond dancer with it.


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    How about this one..Masturbation kit.jpg

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
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    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
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    masterbation kit? with a condom? and wet tissue. Ah i see. "Feeling lonely, feeling sad, shoot anywhere and bag it up and take it away with you!"


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