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    Ice breaker to all visa applicants

    1. Ano English ng "baka maswerte ako?
    Beef Lucky Me!
    Ano ang "maswerte ako Inay?"
    Lucky Me Mami!
    Ano ang "maswerte akong lalake?"
    Lucky Me with Egg!
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    2. FACT: did you know that those people who laugh with "hehe" loves sex
    and people who laugh with "haha" are intelligent?
    wala lang, just to let you know. hehe...
    Ay, haha pala!Smile



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    Shy........... shy.................. shy................. shy.............. not me at all
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    "The world is all about diversity. I am different and you are different."


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    A chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar...
    Spielberg hit the chinese...
    Chinese: why you hit me?
    Spielberg: coz you bombed Pearl Harbor, my father died there.
    Chinese: but I am chinese not Japanese, stupid!
    Spielberg: Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese... all the same!
    chinese punched Spielberg Spielberg: why you hit me too?
    Chinese: Thats for the sinking of TITANIC.
    Spielberg: but the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, you fool!
    Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all the same!!


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    buang ka


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    Quote Originally Posted by baboyako
    buang ka

    I dont think so lol


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    He he he...ooppsss..sorry...Hahahahahahah...


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    Quote Originally Posted by jeida
    A chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar...
    Spielberg hit the chinese...
    Chinese: why you hit me?
    Spielberg: coz you bombed Pearl Harbor, my father died there.
    Chinese: but I am chinese not Japanese, stupid!
    Spielberg: Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese... all the same!
    chinese punched Spielberg Spielberg: why you hit me too?
    Chinese: Thats for the sinking of TITANIC.
    Spielberg: but the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, you fool!
    Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all the same!!
    ok prof.good idea hehehe i mean hahaha..


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    Quote Originally Posted by jeida
    1. Ano English ng "baka maswerte ako?
    Beef Lucky Me!
    Ano ang "maswerte ako Inay?"
    Lucky Me Mami!
    Ano ang "maswerte akong lalake?"
    Lucky Me with Egg!
    [B
    [/B]

    2. FACT: did you know that those people who laugh with "hehe" loves sex
    and people who laugh with "haha" are intelligent?
    wala lang, just to let you know. hehe...
    Ay, haha pala!Smile

    so...so...so...you consider yourself as a intelligent dont think so


    "You don't have to be a certain age to fall in love;
    although you've maybe been told you're to young.
    For those who tell you that,
    that don't know what is.
    "


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    What about folk who snort?
    Keith - Administrator


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win
    What about folk who snort?
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    "The world is all about diversity. I am different and you are different."


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