My first two funny experience was when I was just newly arrived in the UK. My husband preferred me to stay with my in-laws as he works as Long Distance HGV Driver and goes home only once a month. My Mom in Law is disabled and could'nt walk without her stick. We went to the garden and stayed there for a while. Then Mom said:
Penny, you can continue reading your emails and just leave me here as I need to feed the birds. I went back home but I didn't realise that I took her stick with me

. Then after an hour, I went back to the garden and she said I couldn't go home because you took my stick


The second one was:
Our landline rang and I answered the phone. But I was shock because the speaker was ON and loud. I don't know what to press and I saw something that hang beside the phone. I found red button and pressed it. Moments later, our neighbor knocked at the door and asked what's happen to my MOm. And few minutes later, there was another call and asking if my Mom is alright. Mom was laughing and explained to me that I pressed the wrong button and that one is an emergency button to press if ever something was badly happened to her as she used to stay alone in the house. She called my hubby and my hubby was laughing and said, don't press anything you are not sure what it is

He also said, there's another thing in the house that if you touch it, it will alarm. It is their vault of

he said

. Waaaah