What`s Your Unforgettable Funny Memories?

[simplelife]

Its Christmas season, lots of things to do, Christmas shopping , gift wrapping, going to X mas parties, planning your Christmas Eve with the family and etcetera echatera...

I know most of us here whose on the waiting period, or perhaps like me whose in the preparing all the requirements period, or maybe you are on the waiting for your partner to arrive in the UK.

Maybe you are already married and living together in the UK or here in the Philippines. What ever circumstances you have now I thought migth be good idea to recall those unforgettable memories you have when you first time meet each other. Im sure you have funny memories that you will never ever forget and everytime you both recall it you both really laugh out loud.

I remember one of our unforgettable funny moments was when I took my Fiance to a Filipino Restaurant. I ordered some Filipino dishes and Pancit (Fried noodles)
The food looks yummy he said, the pancit was served with calamansi (local lemon). After all the foods set on the table we then started to eat. Then all of sudden I saw his face turns red and looks funny, he asked me whats that thing that taste bitter and sour....guess what!! He ate the whole calamansi..!!!

So everytime we go to a restaurant we always remember that funny moments.

[chris40]

one of the first funny memmories of the philippines was of my wife to be fanning me in a van keeping me cool with a manual fan (a piece of cardboard) .i thought she may just be having a joke at first.but she was just looking after me. on her birthday i sent her a card with a fan on to remember the time.
we also remember the first night we shared a bed together in the hotel that night and the huge gap between us in the middle of the bed !she was a bit scared of me.
the second visit also has some funny moments . we shared our first apartment together and i sampled the ordinary life with her. it had no telly , no bed, no fan and just a single gas cooker that i set alight (very embarresing)
we had to fetch the water we used and the toilet was a manual flush and shower.
i thought at first ,why oh why did i not insist on a hotel !
but after only a couple of days we both agreed that we loved our first apartment we shared together.
i also remember the first time i saw my wife to be eating rice with her bare hand and she laughed to see the look on my face.
she said this is the way i usualy eat my rice now we are not in a restuarant.

[cheesewiz]

i think the funny one is me and my Brit BF when to Tagaytay and he is desparate for pee but we're too far for a toilet. I convinced him to do the Pinoy way of peeing he has no choice but doing it with a really red face after that he is so embarassed coz a few people looking at him may be they're thinking its not only pinoy way its also foreigners way

[Mrs.JMajor]

Yeah, u know tupig ...right from Pangasinan delicacies,when we are on the way to Baguio and i bought some,i told him i like it .....so i give him some and he said "do you eat the banana leaves also"

[simplelife]

Yeah, u know tupig ...right from Pangasinan delicacies,when we are on the way to Baguio and i bought some,i told him i like it .....so i give him some and he said "do you eat the banana leaves also"

[PAT]

I found all your experiences really funny hehehe.....i can't help laughing alone!....thanks for posting... lessen my visible wrinkles hehehe...

[simplelife]

I found all your experiences really funny hehehe.....i can't help laughing alone!....thanks for posting... lessen my visible wrinkles hehehe...

Thats good. as they say laughter is the best medicine. so keep laughing

[pennybarry]

Its Christmas season, lots of things to do, Christmas shopping , gift wrapping, going to X mas parties, planning your Christmas Eve with the family and etcetera echatera...

I know most of us here whose on the waiting period, or perhaps like me whose in the preparing all the requirements period, or maybe you are on the waiting for your partner to arrive in the UK.

Maybe you are already married and living together in the UK or here in the Philippines. What ever circumstances you have now I thought migth be good idea to recall those unforgettable memories you have when you first time meet each other. Im sure you have funny memories that you will never ever forget and everytime you both recall it you both really laugh out loud.

I remember one of our unforgettable funny moments was when I took my Fiance to a Filipino Restaurant. I ordered some Filipino dishes and Pancit (Fried noodles)
The food looks yummy he said, the pancit was served with calamansi (local lemon). After all the foods set on the table we then started to eat. Then all of sudden I saw his face turns red and looks funny, he asked me whats that thing that taste bitter and sour....guess what!! He ate the whole calamansi..!!!

So everytime we go to a restaurant we always remember that funny moments.

My first two funny experience was when I was just newly arrived in the UK. My husband preferred me to stay with my in-laws as he works as Long Distance HGV Driver and goes home only once a month. My Mom in Law is disabled and could'nt walk without her stick. We went to the garden and stayed there for a while. Then Mom said:
Penny, you can continue reading your emails and just leave me here as I need to feed the birds. I went back home but I didn't realise that I took her stick with me. Then after an hour, I went back to the garden and she said I couldn't go home because you took my stick
The second one was:
Our landline rang and I answered the phone. But I was shock because the speaker was ON and loud. I don't know what to press and I saw something that hang beside the phone. I found red button and pressed it. Moments later, our neighbor knocked at the door and asked what's happen to my MOm. And few minutes later, there was another call and asking if my Mom is alright. Mom was laughing and explained to me that I pressed the wrong button and that one is an emergency button to press if ever something was badly happened to her as she used to stay alone in the house. She called my hubby and my hubby was laughing and said, don't press anything you are not sure what it is He also said, there's another thing in the house that if you touch it, it will alarm. It is their vault of he said. Waaaah

[simplelife]

My first two funny experience was when I was just newly arrived in the UK. My husband preferred me to stay with my in-laws as he works as Long Distance HGV Driver and goes home only once a month. My Mom in Law is disabled and could'nt walk without her stick. We went to the garden and stayed there for a while. Then Mom said:
Penny, you can continue reading your emails and just leave me here as I need to feed the birds. I went back home but I didn't realise that I took her stick with me. Then after an hour, I went back to the garden and she said I couldn't go home because you took my stick
The second one was:
Our landline rang and I answered the phone. But I was shock because the speaker was ON and loud. I don't know what to press and I saw something that hang beside the phone. I found red button and pressed it. Moments later, our neighbor knocked at the door and asked what's happen to my MOm. And few minutes later, there was another call and asking if my Mom is alright. Mom was laughing and explained to me that I pressed the wrong button and that one is an emergency button to press if ever something was badly happened to her as she used to stay alone in the house. She called my hubby and my hubby was laughing and said, don't press anything you are not sure what it is He also said, there's another thing in the house that if you touch it, it will alarm. It is their vault of he said. Waaaah

[PAT]

My first two funny experience was when I was just newly arrived in the UK. My husband preferred me to stay with my in-laws as he works as Long Distance HGV Driver and goes home only once a month. My Mom in Law is disabled and could'nt walk without her stick. We went to the garden and stayed there for a while. Then Mom said:
Penny, you can continue reading your emails and just leave me here as I need to feed the birds. I went back home but I didn't realise that I took her stick with me. Then after an hour, I went back to the garden and she said I couldn't go home because you took my stick
The second one was:
Our landline rang and I answered the phone. But I was shock because the speaker was ON and loud. I don't know what to press and I saw something that hang beside the phone. I found red button and pressed it. Moments later, our neighbor knocked at the door and asked what's happen to my MOm. And few minutes later, there was another call and asking if my Mom is alright. Mom was laughing and explained to me that I pressed the wrong button and that one is an emergency button to press if ever something was badly happened to her as she used to stay alone in the house. She called my hubby and my hubby was laughing and said, don't press anything you are not sure what it is He also said, there's another thing in the house that if you touch it, it will alarm. It is their vault of he said. Waaaah

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[nigel]

I remember in Philippines I said the word "Animal" at the dinner table and they thought I was being rude.. So what does Animal/Enimal mean in tagolog?

[Mrs.JMajor]

I remember in Philippines I said the word "Animal" at the dinner table and they thought I was being rude.. So what does Animal/Enimal mean in tagolog?

Hayup....................same thing, but i just say that word if i am mad to some one "hayup ka"

[simplelife]

I remember in Philippines I said the word "Animal" at the dinner table and they thought I was being rude.. So what does Animal/Enimal mean in tagolog?

Depends how you used the word, for some people its just an expression. For some it is rude.

[KeithD]

Depends how you used the word, for some people its just an expression. For some it is rude.

Now masturbating at the dinner table would be rude....and then bringing an animal into it.....

[aromulus]

Now masturbating at the dinner table would be rude....and then bringing it into an animal.....

[Mrs.JMajor]

Now masturbating at the dinner table would be rude....and then bringing an animal into it.....

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[ANDRES25]

So Funny stories ha ha!thanks for sharing!

[Toyang]

So Funny stories ha ha!thanks for sharing!

yess all funny waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
Mine,was when I first time saw my BF on the webcam, he looked like a ghost

[simplelife]

yess all funny waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
Mine,was when I first time saw my BF on the webcam, he looked like a ghost

Are you sure Toyang that you were looking at your PC`s monitor and not to the mirror?

[Mrs.JMajor]

Are you sure Toyang that you were looking at your PC`s monitor and not to the mirror?

[gemini63]

Are you sure Toyang that you were looking at your PC`s monitor and not to the mirror?

[gemini63]

Our funny experience is when my fiancee first visit to my farm house..I told him,its our culture and belief that if somebody new to that place have to kiss the big stone there.So he kissed the stone, then he wonders why people surround him all laughing...I explained to him why, thats its just a usual joke sometimes just for a laugh, but i ask forgiveness after that...

[simplelife]

Our funny experience is when my fiancee first visit to my farm house..I told him,its our culture and belief that if somebody new to that place have to kiss the big stone there.So he kissed the stone, then he wonders why people surround him all laughing...I explained to him why, thats its just a usual joke sometimes just for a laugh, but i ask forgiveness after that...

On your first visit in England, did he also ask you to go to Stonehenge and kiss those giant stones

[gemini63]

On your first visit in England, did he also ask you to go to Stonehenge and kiss those giant stones

He..he... im the one who suggested it first ,when i saw it just down the road on our way to his house from the airport,coz i read and heard about it so for curiosity, i ask him if i can go near the stones and touch it...he.he..But it cant be..cannot go near beyond the stricted area...

[simplelife]

i ask him if i can go near the stones and touch it...he.he..But it cant be..cannot go near beyond the stricted area...

Theres two big stones on the way out after the souvenir shop, one stone is warm the other one is cold, it was really mistery. Stonehenge is absolutely amazing.

[PeterB]

i ask him if i can go near the stones and touch it...he.he..But it cant be..cannot go near beyond the stricted area...

When I was a kid it was possible to go right up to the stones, touch them and even stand on them. I guess that the current security measures are to prevent damage from such activities.

[Toyang]

Are you sure Toyang that you were looking at your PC`s monitor and not to the mirror?

we have no more mirror here anymore, so I do not attempt to have a look to break more mirror.

[gemini63]

When I was a kid it was possible to go right up to the stones, touch them and even stand on them. I guess that the current security measures are to prevent damage from such activities.

Yeah...they say before you can go near, but now cannot be anymore.

[gemini63]

we have no more mirror here anymore, so I do not attempt to have a look to break more mirror.

He,,he,,he,,bilib ako sa humour mo na iyan...

[Toyang]

He,,he,,he,,bilib ako sa humour mo na iyan...

Thanks Gemini63.
I think you are clever lady I thought you are one of the most valuable member here.

Some maybe misinterpret me on the other thread, but its all just sense of humour, if they wanted to have frawned face all day they should not joined the forum.
My point was, most members here are applying for their visa, so far away from their husband/ Fiance/BF, can we realise how stressful that be.
Maybe for those who already there in the UK, life seems not that diffucult for you because you already with your husband, but have you forgotten that once you were also in the same situation when you were here?
So come on ladies, lets us help each other like Gemini63 said, that we should help each and not pulling down each other.
waaaaaaaahhh I do not want to be a drama queen huhuhu.