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    Nigel bumped into Steve and his friend Paul at the bar where the lawyers meet on Friday night for a drink. It was always a big night for one-up-man-ship.
    Whilst having a drink together, a phone started to ring and Nigel stuck his thumb in his ear and started talking into his little finger. "It's the latest technology", he explained. "I've had a silicon chip inserted into my thumb and another into my little finger, and I've got a little amplifier in my ear. It's better than screwing around with one of those cumbersome mobile phones."
    The next time they met, a phone rang again whilst they were having a drink. This time Paul answered, merely by talking. "It's the latest technology", he said. "It's the tooth phone. Not as instructive as sticking your thumb in your ear and talking into your little finger. I've had a silicon chip inserted into a hollow tooth and another inserted into my ear."
    "Are you O.K.", asked Nigel.
    "Don't worry," Steve replied, "it's just a fax coming through."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Nigel bumped into Steve and his friend Paul at the bar where the lawyers meet on Friday night for a drink. It was always a big night for one-up-man-ship.
    Whilst having a drink together, a phone started to ring and Nigel stuck his thumb in his ear and started talking into his little finger. "It's the latest technology", he explained. "I've had a silicon chip inserted into my thumb and another into my little finger, and I've got a little amplifier in my ear. It's better than screwing around with one of those cumbersome mobile phones."
    The next time they met, a phone rang again whilst they were having a drink. This time Paul answered, merely by talking. "It's the latest technology", he said. "It's the tooth phone. Not as instructive as sticking your thumb in your ear and talking into your little finger. I've had a silicon chip inserted into a hollow tooth and another inserted into my ear."
    "Are you O.K.", asked Nigel.
    "Don't worry," Steve replied, "it's just a fax coming through."
    It's ironic you tell that joke..there's a youtube video of me telling that same joke!

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