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  1. 26th December 2008 #1
    nigel
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    Cr*p Christmas cracker jokes here please...

    What did the beaver say to the tree? -
    It's been nice gnawing you..

    What do detectives get for christmas? -
    Mince spies..

    Put your awful cracker jokes here please..

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.



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    How did the Human cannonball, lose his job?
    He was fired!

    We had the beaver joke too Nigel...No rude comments please.

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    Why do golfers were two pair of trousers... in case they get a hole in one.

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