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    New Years prank call...

    Me and my gorgeous Filipina wifey went to a Premier Inn Hotel for our New Years Eve celebrations...my dad was there and he got stupifyingly drunk as he always does...for unexplainable reasons he sneaked into the Hotels restaurant area and stole all the party popper thingys off the tables!

    I called him the next day with a prank call...using my best posh accent I said "I am the manager of the Premier Inn Hotel and I need to talk to you about an incident in our restaurant...our cctv camera's show you helping yourself to party poppers?....There is also the matter of the damage you did whilst in your drunken state? I'm afraid it's now a Police matter as it's criminal damage.." (He did laugh)


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    premier inn hotel?is that hotel is here in ac?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ana_may365 View Post
    premier inn hotel?is that hotel is here in ac?
    There's many Premier Inn Hotels..the one we went to was in a Place called Worplesden near Guildford. There was many a drunk English girl there, every one of them a babe! Just like in the movie..

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    [QUOTE=nigel;105234][FONT="Verdana"][SIZE="3"]Me and my gorgeous Filipina wifey went to a Premier Inn Hotel for our New Years Eve celebrations...my dad was there and he got stupifyingly drunk as he always does...for unexplainable reasons he sneaked into the Hotels restaurant area and stole all the party popper thingys off the tables!



    I spent my new years ever in brewers fayre and stayed in premir Inn as well with my hubby and my mother-in-law. They had a disco party in the restaurant.

    In my case, It was me who took some party poppers on the till (loads of it), with the consent of the duty manager. Got 50% discount on the room and 25% on the food as i work with the whitbread company.


    HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY


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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    Me and my gorgeous Filipina wifey went to a Premier Inn Hotel for our New Years Eve celebrations...my dad was there and he got stupifyingly drunk as he always does...for unexplainable reasons he sneaked into the Hotels restaurant area and stole all the party popper thingys off the tables!

    I called him the next day with a prank call...using my best posh accent I said "I am the manager of the Premier Inn Hotel and I need to talk to you about an incident in our restaurant...our cctv camera's show you helping yourself to party poppers?....There is also the matter of the damage you did whilst in your drunken state? I'm afraid it's now a Police matter as it's criminal damage.." (He did laugh)

    Made his New Year as April Fool's Day
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