used cars in uk

[somebody]

Sounds like it's time for me to buy that Audi A3 I want! Does anyone want to buy my Skoda? It's not just any Skoda it's got a heated rear window...keeps your hands warm when your pushing it! Hasn't passed it's MOT but it has past it's better years! The log book is so old it's written in latin! You can double the cars value by putting petrol in it! Any more Skoda jokes?

(I love these old jokes! I just LOVE them!)

Has it got two exhaust pipes