Shoppers looked on in horror today as a man apparently disapeared up his own ass!
"His bum just started munching away at himself!" said one startled onlooker. "They say men talk out of their ass, but I never knew your bum could actually eat you!" said another.
Police have never known a man to disapear up his own bottom before, and say that they cannot conduct an investigation, as the man was completely swallowed by his own bum, and therefore there are no leads, and indeed no evidence of any kind.
The store owner wishes to contact the mans family, as he claims the man broke many eggs in the incident! The store owner told us "He really rectum!"
Originally Posted by nigel
