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    A group of doctors were boasting of the Medical advances in their respective countries..



    An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 6 weeks."



    A german doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung from one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks."



    The English doctor said, "Hah, that's nothing.We can take an arsehole from Scotland, put him in 10, Downing street and have half the country looking for work within 24 hours!!"

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    ha ha ha

    Good to know you're in good humour Al.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sconnie View Post
    ha ha ha

    Good to know you're in good humour Al.
    Thank you John!

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    Nice one Prof Alan
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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