A group of doctors were boasting of the Medical advances in their respective countries..



An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 6 weeks."



A german doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung from one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks."



The English doctor said, "Hah, that's nothing.We can take an arsehole from Scotland, put him in 10, Downing street and have half the country looking for work within 24 hours!!"

Al.