A machine invented to catch thieves
was tested.

UK: It caught 50 thieves in 30 minutes.

Spain: It caught 110 thieves in 30 minutes.








Philippines: In 15 minutes,






....the machine was stolen. Hahaha.


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Modern thinkers & theologians now think Adam & Eve were Filipinos.

Why?

Because they had no house, no job, nothing decent to wear, no rice and still they go and multiply.

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TEACHER: Pacman, ano ang apelyido ni Joseph?


PACMAN: Frotgam po, ma’am! Joseph Frotgam!


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Tagalized French words...

1. TURN - le coup
2. LITER - le true
3 .BEHIND - le coud
4. ALMS - le mousse
5. FIVE - le ma
6. FLY - le pad
7. DID NOT TAKE A BATH - le bag
8. CONFUSED - le tou
9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN - les pag
10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND - cou ma le wah


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Sagot ni Pacman sa tanong kung ano ang world's number 1 shampoo...
Hidden Soldiers

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Kinuha ng isang Kanong Pari si Pacquiao as interpreter..



Pari: The Lord was crucified between 2 robbers.

Pac: Si Hesus ay ipinako s gitna ng 2 goma.Pari: We need to sacrifice.

Pac: Kailangan natin ng 2 sakong bigas.

Pari: If we do not repent,

Pac: Kapag hindi natin pininturahang muli,

Pari: Thewrath of God will come upon you.

Pac: Ang mga daga ng Diyos ay pupunta sayo.(nagtawanan)

Pari: Well.. Well..

Pac: Balon.. Balon..

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devils are
not allowed
to have sex..




y?






because if they do...












they will reach heaven..

nyahahahahaha

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You must always
follow your heart..













not you mind..






because
there's a saying..








Never mind.

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