MILD ??????Originally Posted by Alan
Can you still get mild, thought that went with the ark !!!
MILD ??????
Can you still get mild, thought that went with the ark !!!
JOHN and VANESSA
One day, a man walks into a bar and sees a sexy woman who interests him. He goes over to her and says, "Hey baby, I love you! Let's start fooling around." The woman says "I'm sorry, I can't. I'm on my menstrual cycle." So the man then says, "Well, don't worry, I have a Honda - I'll follow you."
A guy is trying to hook up with a woman in a bar. After quite a few drinks and all the attempts, she admits that she can not do anything because she has her period. At that point, the guy is so drunk and desperate that he doesn't care and takes her home anyway.
In the morning he wakes up alone in bed and tries to recall the events of the last night. All he can remember that he brought a woman into his house and now she is gone. He looks around to find his bed covered with blood. I KILLED HER!!! The man looks at his hands covered with blood THAT'S RIGHT - I KILLED HER!!! Devastated, he gets up and goes into the bathroom to look at himself in the mirror: AND ATE HER TOO!!!!!!!
Young lady went to the counter with a box of Tampax and a pair of dark glasses.
Sales assistant asked, "Are you expecting sunny periods?"
What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
"You are the wind beneath my wings . . . ."
You can indeed Sconnie!!
Al.
Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!
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