women are so lucky if thay had to carry this willy about all time hanging there swinging about with 2 balls underneath in sack not nice,you have wee and it dribbles in your pants you see pretty girl and bang its hard sticking up so you have to correct it so its comfy and it like a large bulge in your pants not nice lolgaz/ maybs
Originally Posted by kermit123
women are so lucky if thay had to carry this willy about all time hanging there swinging about with 2 balls underneath in sack not nice,you have wee and it dribbles in your pants you see pretty girl and bang its hard sticking up so you have to correct it so its comfy and it like a large bulge in your pants not nice lol
women are so lucky if thay had to carry this willy about all time hanging there swinging about with 2 balls underneath in sack not nice,you have wee and it dribbles in your pants you see pretty girl and bang its hard sticking up so you have to correct it so its comfy and it like a large bulge in your pants not nice lolIt had to be said I suppose..
I once had an impotence problem, when I went to the doctor, it was perfectly alright.That's typical! She was very understanding though..
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6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
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1 Too mysterious to describe.
HA HA HA! this is funny!!!
Why are you complaining your??
Not an expert, I only try to help.
Is this the counter argument for "Men Are Lucky"?
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman are wandering about in the jungle, but they get captured by a vicous cannibalistic tribe!!! The chief tells them that if they can show 20 inches of willy between them, he'll let them go!!
The Englishman shows 10 inches of willy, the Irishman shows 9 inches of willy, and the Scotsman shows just 1 inch!! Phew that's enough for the 20 inches they need!!
The chief free's them and as they walk away the Scotsman says "It's a good job I had a hard on!!"
Any excuse to tell us his silly jokes! - Your voice!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
2 Too mysterious to describe.
1 Too mysterious to describe.
An elderly couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.
When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, 'How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?
'The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, 'How is our little tribal experiment coming along?'
'Well, it looks like we're about half way there,' he replied.
'Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?'
'No, it's turned black.'
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
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6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
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1 Too mysterious to describe.
Is this the counter argument for "Men Are Lucky"?
yes,it is
is that too big, kermit ??
yep we r indeed lucky!! hahaha... we can hold our pee/wee too for quite a long time!!
WAY WAY TO BIG mines only baby grass snake pmslyes,it is
is that too big, kermit ??(worm )
do you girls know?
how annoying it is waking up with a erection
If you need to bang a nail in and you don't have a hammer it can be handy..do you girls know?
how annoying it is waking up with a erection
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5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
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Yeah right! you speak for your wifey. She is damn lucky!!!WAY WAY TO BIG mines only baby grass snake pmsl
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Women are lucky.....they don't have to put up with a wife!
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Women are lucky.....they don't have to put up with a wife!
ermmm... wifey is unlucky if hubby is a nutty lol
[QUOTE=bornatbirth;110564]do you girls know?
how annoying it is waking up with a erection
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman are wandering about in the jungle, but they get captured by a vicous cannibalistic tribe!!! The chief tells them that if they can show 20 inches of willy between them, he'll let them go!!
The Englishman shows 10 inches of willy, the Irishman shows 9 inches of willy, and the Scotsman shows just 1 inch!! Phew that's enough for the 20 inches they need!!
The chief free's them and as they walk away the Scotsman says "It's a good job I had a hard on!!"
Any excuse to tell us his silly jokes! - Your voice!
I've got more sillyness than a Monty Python movie...I stood on the fountain in Trafalger Square and did a Bruce Forsyth pose for everyone to photo..my wifey laughed at the time but wasafterwards..
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
2 Too mysterious to describe.
1 Too mysterious to describe.
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