Embassy - do they return your docs?

[Ady]

You sent the embassy your doctor?

I would have, but he wouldn't sit still long enough for me to cover him in brown paper.

[KeithD]

.....cover him in brown paper.

You tried to cover your doctor in used toilet paper?

[Ady]

Well, he did ask for a sample. Actually he asked for a stool and urine sample, so I just chucked him my briefs. EWWWWWWWWWWW.