I don't wish to ruin anyone's enjoyment or fascination with U.F.O's ( You F.O. too!)

The thing is though...they come millions and trillions of miles to get here right...and when they get here, they just have a quick peek and then fly all the way home again?

Whaaaat? They don't want to witness the great Filipino smile?

They don't want to visit the famous chocolate hills?

They don't want to taste the Halo Halo?

They don't want the recipe for the chicken adobo?

These space aliens are awfully unsociable!

(Probably just aswell really, I mean, space aliens probably look like a kind of two headed penis, with tentacals coming out and stuff...I don't think I want to see them!)

Hahahahahaha