Have a little of laugh
A machine invented to catch thieves
was tested.
UK: It caught 50 thieves in 30 minutes.
Spain: It caught 110 thieves in 30 minutes.
Philippines: In 15 minutes,
....the machine was stolen. Hahaha.
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Modern thinkers & theologians now think Adam & Eve were Filipinos.
Why?
Because they had no house, no job, nothing decent to wear, no rice and still they go and multiply.
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TEACHER: Pacman, ano ang apelyido ni Joseph?
PACMAN: Frotgam po, ma’am! Joseph Frotgam!
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Tagalized French words...
1. TURN - le coup
2. LITER - le true
3 .BEHIND - le coud
4. ALMS - le mousse
5. FIVE - le ma
6. FLY - le pad
7. DID NOT TAKE A BATH - le bag
8. CONFUSED - le tou
9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN - les pag
10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND - cou ma le wah
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Sagot ni Pacman sa tanong kung ano ang world's number 1 shampoo...
Hidden Soldiers
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Kinuha ng isang Kanong Pari si Pacquiao as interpreter..
Pari: The Lord was crucified between 2 robbers.
Pac: Si Hesus ay ipinako s gitna ng 2 goma.Pari: We need to sacrifice.
Pac: Kailangan natin ng 2 sakong bigas.
Pari: If we do not repent,
Pac: Kapag hindi natin pininturahang muli,
Pari: Thewrath of God will come upon you.
Pac: Ang mga daga ng Diyos ay pupunta sayo.(nagtawanan)
Pari: Well.. Well..
Pac: Balon.. Balon..
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devils are
not allowed
to have sex..
y?
because if they do...
they will reach heaven..
nyahahahahaha
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You must always
follow your heart..
not you mind..
because
there's a saying..
Never mind.
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