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    Smile It's Snow Joke! :-O

    While some are enjoying the heat in Philippines...

    I am experiencing ice, and snow, men have been known to lose their "bearings" in this wheather!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    I saw kids throwing snowballs...how could they do that to that snowman!



    I wouldn't be surprised if the whole month of February is snowy like this..

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    May need to wear tennis rackets on me feet to get to work.

    If its over a cm im sure the country will grind to a halt, and Mr admin your hear about it on the news as west london as the snow.
    Oh lord why did you make so many clothes and shoe shops


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    I think I might be right when I say that my local council have gritted the road every night this week! But tonight they haven't!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    I think I might be right when I say that my local council have gritted the road every night this week! But tonight they haven't!
    Good to see Kingston council manage to keep the record up. When i was younger it was a running joke if they grited the road it was unlikely to have frost or ice that night If they didn't we knew that we should get the sledge out
    Oh lord why did you make so many clothes and shoe shops


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    i blame the eastern europeans. now they are bringing their "even shittier weather than our weather" over with them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by chris40 View Post
    i blame the eastern europeans. now they are bringing their "even shittier weather than our weather" over with them.
    what else can we blame foreigner workers for?

    they take jobs,our lifes and we get there weather


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    Just came back from the park, it's magical there. Had it been like this a year ago no one would have turned up to my wedding. Brrr...
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    It's so nice and white outside, I like it when it snows...


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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    While some are enjoying the heat in Philippines...
    You're kidding?

    It's pouring with rain and very cold here - my outdoor thermometer is reading 24.9C.


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    Well Londons shut down , hope Mr Bloggs Wife is ok as she was coming to Landan today for her exam
    Oh lord why did you make so many clothes and shoe shops


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    its like a winter xmas card here


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    It's also a SNOWY monday morning here in livingston, west lothian, scotland!

    Allthough, I find it nice seeing outside so white with snow, but hopefully, not all the time, hehehe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    I think I might be right when I say that my local council have gritted the road every night this week! But tonight they haven't!
    Gritting the roads is for ICE.....not SNOW
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Gritting the roads is for ICE.....not SNOW
    Possibly out in the sticks but in London we normally measure the snow in mm's possibly nano metres so the salt on the roads keeps them clear
    Oh lord why did you make so many clothes and shoe shops


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    Us courier drivers have got to go out in this snow! Please send me some ski's so I can get home!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
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    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    Us courier drivers have got to go out in this snow! Please send me some ski's so I can get home!
    Didn't you bring the huskys
    Oh lord why did you make so many clothes and shoe shops


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    snow where i live is so thick....im glad im off tonight


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    Quote Originally Posted by somebody View Post
    Possibly out in the sticks but in London we normally measure the snow in mm's possibly nano metres so the salt on the roads keeps them clear
    Not quite....snow is extremely low density, and so when it lands very little is in contact with the ground.....therefore also not the salt. Only when it is churned up by traffic and mixed in will it work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Not quite....snow is extremely low density, and so when it lands very little is in contact with the ground.....therefore also not the salt. Only when it is churned up by traffic and mixed in will it work.
    I'll take your word for it, see so little snow being a Londoner i was almost as excited as the missus normally the snow lightly covers the ground and then gone by the time you have blinked. We have a beautiful green near us and we were the first to go there this morning to take pictures etc and the missus upload on her beloved Friendster before the sun was fully up

    I then decided to work from home, as i felt i should follow the recommendation to stay of the roads. Jeez how many property shows on BBC 1 in the morning so dam boring almost made me start working Luckily i found the remote without moving from my chair so didn't need to take such drastic action.
    Oh lord why did you make so many clothes and shoe shops


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    Quote Originally Posted by somebody View Post
    I'll take your word for it,
    You know that's for the best!

    Oh, and the world is FLAT, and anyone who disagrees will burn at the stake.......(Mancs will burn regardless of views )
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    Quote Originally Posted by somebody View Post
    I then decided to work from home, as i felt i should follow the recommendation to stay of the roads. Jeez how many property shows on BBC 1 in the morning so dam boring almost made me start working Luckily i found the remote without moving from my chair so didn't need to take such drastic action.
    That's the right attitude to have methinks!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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