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    Filipino wife has British Husband deported for Scandalous Conduct.

    A Filipino wife exercises her power by having British husband deported from Philippines - reason Scandalous conduct with a babae.


    I was browsing the net the yesterday, and a story I saw tickled me greatly, its about a Filipina, who complained to Bureau of Immigration about her lawful husband a BRITISH CITIZEN.

    She is said to be fed up with his repeated scandalous acts of conduct with his babae, she is said to have tolerated his night time flits to his younger woman, but enough was enough she said.

    This time he goes to far, she complained to Bureau of Immigration and he was subsequently deported on a mission warrant.

    The warrant is said to have the grounds as "Unnaceptable breaches of the Philippine family code"


    I wonder, how many Brits can call home office on account of wife's naughty conducts, like cooking stinky food every night and gassing out the house.


    I wonder ?


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    Clearly you have to tread carefully in the Philippines, their hospitality will only go so far. But hey your wallets are welcome here!


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    Oh yes good point your money is always welcome but your
    Loutish and embarrasing behaviours are not it's ok for Filipinos
    To have mistress but foreigheners may not.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ginapeterb View Post
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    The warrant is said to have the grounds as "Unnaceptable breaches of the Philippine family code"
    I wonder, how many Brits can call home office on account of wife's naughty conducts, like cooking stinky food every night and gassing out the house.
    I wonder ?


    you can't complain!!! you married a filipina!!! comes in a package... lol...


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    Careful Pete, if your better half read what you have posted it will be a three day tampo..... mmm... come to think of it maybe 3 day tampos is enough of a reason to send them packing!!!

    sorry ladies only joking.... my asawa still manages to look incredbly sexy even when in full tampo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott&ligaya View Post
    asawa still manages to look incredbly sexy even when in full tampo.
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    i AM IN AGONY...AAAHHHHGHHHHHHHHH STINKY RANCID FISH....AHGHHHHH MY GOODNESS IT STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN.....

    Stinking rancid fish.....its the one thing I cannot stand, and Okra with Vinegar...oh my God the fumes are killing me...how much longer...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ginapeterb View Post
    i AM IN AGONY...AAAHHHHGHHHHHHHHH STINKY RANCID FISH....AHGHHHHH MY GOODNESS IT STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN.....

    Stinking rancid fish.....its the one thing I cannot stand, and Okra with Vinegar...oh my God the fumes are killing me...how much longer...



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    Quote Originally Posted by ginapeterb View Post
    i AM IN AGONY...AAAHHHHGHHHHHHHHH STINKY RANCID FISH....AHGHHHHH MY GOODNESS IT STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN.....

    Stinking rancid fish.....its the one thing I cannot stand, and Okra with Vinegar...oh my God the fumes are killing me...how much longer...
    Perfect solution for you my friend....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ginapeterb View Post
    i AM IN AGONY...AAAHHHHGHHHHHHHHH STINKY RANCID FISH....AHGHHHHH MY GOODNESS IT STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN.....

    Stinking rancid fish.....its the one thing I cannot stand, and Okra with Vinegar...oh my God the fumes are killing me...how much longer...
    Threat your wife of DIVORCE and marry a British woman who doesn't like stinky food I think that's the best solution


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    Speaking of stinky food, I'm craving for green manggo and bagoong hhmmm...


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    Urghhhhhhhhh!
    Fish head eaters!


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    Quote Originally Posted by scottishbride View Post
    Urghhhhhhhhh!
    Fish head eaters!
    Yep! and fish eyes suckers


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    Quote Originally Posted by scottishbride View Post
    Urghhhhhhhhh!
    Fish head eaters!
    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    Yep! and fish eyes suckers





    ofcourse!!!!!!!


    What about pig's blood? Face, troters, Intestines, heart, liver and all bwahahahahhaha sarap ADOBO or BBQ!!!! also, chicken legs/feet- not the thighs/drumsticks (adidas!!!)


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    Jeeeewizzzzzzzzzzz! What's wrong with normal food, I hate the smell of that shrimp paste and fish sauce, father inlaw has tried to introduce me to balot urghhh!


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    Chicken adobo sarap!


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    Quote Originally Posted by scottishbride View Post
    Jeeeewizzzzzzzzzzz! What's wrong with normal food, I hate the smell of that shrimp paste and fish sauce, father inlaw has tried to introduce me to balot urghhh!



    a must eat!!! BALUT!!! visiting PI isnt complete without eating the cleanest (coz its covered in shell) food on earth!!! from the soup (liquidy stuff), to main (embryo & egg white ), to dessert (egg yolk)! very complete meal indeed hehehe


    so who among the Brits here have ever tried eating Balut? and liked it? hehehe


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