Two young girls are walking the street at night when they are approached by what looks like muggers! One of the girls say "You know that fifty pound you lent me? You can have it back now...!"
Two young girls are walking the street at night when they are approached by what looks like muggers! One of the girls say "You know that fifty pound you lent me? You can have it back now...!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
A woman gets these special tablets for her pet dog and her husband swallows one by mistake!! As a result he barks like a dog!! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff! Like a dog! She goes to see her doctor about this and her doctor says "Give him these tablets and that should cure the problem!"
A week later her doctor calls her and says "Have those tablets cured your husband?" The woman says "No! But he has stopped going pooh pooh in the lounge!!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears.
The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was ironing and the
phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened
to the other ear?" the doctor asked. "They called back."
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
(Spoken by a man)... I can't get a woman 'cause I haven't been circumsized!! Women wont touch nothing unless they get something off!!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
A young eight year old boy ask's his father "Daddy what is sex?" His dad feels embarrassed but he explians at length to the boy about the birds and the bee's! "Why did you ask about sex?" His father enquires, and the boy replies "'Cause mummy says dinners ready in a couple of secs..."
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
David Hasselhoff spots a guy drowning in the sea, he dives in the water, tells the guy to climb on his back, then swims the guy to the safety of the beach. David is exhausted "I feel fked!!" He says, David then realises the guy has no arms or legs, he says "I had to hang on somehow.."
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home, he decides to serve the deer for dinner. But his kids are fussy eaters, so he doesn't tell them what it is!! As the meal is served the kids keep asking "What are we eating? What are we eating?"
There father says "I'll give you a hint it's what your mother sometimes calls me..." The kids think for a second and say "Don't eat it, it's an a
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
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